Tuesday, July 22, 2003

I'm desperately trying to avoid doing physics homework right now. So I won't. haha. Yesterday Mark and I went to go see Pirates of the Caribbean. I loved it. It wasn't just cuz Orlando Bloom was so insanely hot either. I liked the movie. Even if it was fairly obvious it was a Disney movie. It wasn't a kiddy movie or anything. Bleh. Anyways. We went to Del Taco before the movie where I had disgustingly greasy quesadilla that I didn't finish and fries. haha. But back to the movies. We movie hopped over to Charlie's Angels 2 after Pirates even though I'd already seen it, he hadn't. It was, erm, an experience. Let's just say there was a pervy old dude who liked to add his own commentary track to the movie. Bleh. We were gonna try for League of Extraordinary Gentlemen but the time wasn't convenient. Ah well. Next time. Oh, and by the way, do NOT go into Big Lots (formerly known as Pic n Save) under any circumstances. They're either too cheap to turn on the ac or they're too cheap to get it fixed. It's like freakin 10 degrees HOTTER in there than it was outside.

But on to today. So I went to work today (alright alright, I intern, no pay, not quite as cool) at 1 like I've been doing because that's my schedule. There was no one there except one guy. None of the four people I help were there. WTF? I know I'm not anyone important there but it's really NOT very polite or professional to have everyone leave without saying anything when I'm scheduled to come at 1. Or if 1's such a bad time, why didn't he just say 2 or something? It's not like I just sit around on my ass all day wondering how many more press releases I'll get to type. Bleh. Whatever. Here's a semi interesting survey I jacked from Jessica and Tommy.

Part One - Names
1. Your REAL Name: Sabrina
2. What friends call you: Sabrina, Sab, Sabs, Sabby, Sabbers, Sabrini, Saberini... it's a long list
3. What your (ex) boy/girl friend calls you: Sabrina. Or Sabs.
4. What's a name you once wished you'd rather have?: I'm fine with my name. Too bad stupid Melissa Joan Hart's dumbass TV show had to come on the air though.
5. What is/are the ugliest name(s) you can think of?: erm... Gwendolyn. Maybe I just think that because there was this mean old librarian at the San Gabriel one (I think) when I was little named Gwendolyn..
6. What would you name these if you had them as pets?
a. turtle: honestly? I'd probably name it turtle
b. goose: erm, yeah. I don't know.
c. pirate: well, a pirate isn't really a pet but I'd name it Will after the insanely hot Will Turner (Orlando Bloom) in the movie
d. a hot girl: definitely not a pet.
7. If there was a song about you, what would it be called? Lost as Fuck
8. What would you name your kids?: I honestly don't know. But I think Emily's a pretty name. And so's Joshua. And Dylan for a girl.
9. What would you name a ship you built?: True Love. haha, jk! I don't know. Pacey had a kick ass boat named True Love on Dawson's Creek. And shh, keep the snickering to yourself please, thanks.
10. If you wrote a book, what would it be called? Still Lost as Fuck

Part Two - Have you ever...
11. Thrown up in public?: yep. In class too back at Cloverly. Yuck.
12. Eaten or drank anything spoiled?: I think so...
13. Had a rip in your pants you didn't know about?: surprisingly, no
14. Tripped while checking someone out?: no
15. Had to pay for something you broke?: again, surprisingly, no
16. Nearly drowned?: yep! I got pushed into the pool once during summer Chinese School years ago. And I didn't even know how to swim jackass!
17. Passed out?: no
18. Had a crush on somebody NOT single?: i think so. I kept it a big ass secret from everyone though.
19. Been stuck in the rain?: yeeeeep. It was cold as hell too
20. Been attacked by an animal?: no. but I've thought I was gonna be attacked..
21. Caught people having sex?: thankfully, NO
22. Fallen asleep while driving?: nope. knock on wood
23. Felt attracted to someone of the same sex?: no
24. Actually slipped on a banana peel?: haha, no
25. Made a wish that came true?: i think so

Part Three - Complete The Sentence
26. I once had a dream i was kissing .... a really hot guy
27. I'm only racist towards .... I hope no one. but I haven't met someone from every race on the planet. And I think I can be honest enough to say that I have been before. I think anyone who has an idea in their mind of what someone's like before knowing them has been racist
28. I don't even know why I'm ... so retarded all the time
29. I'd give anything to have sex with ... no one
30. Nothing sucks more than having to ... talk to someone but you can't find anyone
31. If i had six bucks i'd buy ... a book I saw at Borders that was on sale
32. It's hot. I should take off my ... pants! and wear shorts. haha
33. It's always more fun if you ... just don't give a shit about what others think
34. You can't eat steak without ... steak sauce
35. You better shut up before I ... say that I'll kick your ass but we all know I really can't
36. Just put it on my .. desk
37. I really like you and everything ... I just don't feel the same way
38. I'm not who you think I am. I'm really a ... weird ass girl who doesn't really know what she wants to do with her life
39. Dude! Where's my ... wallet?? no really. where is it??

Part Four - What would you do if..
40. A dirty old guy at the airport slaps your ass?: Flip out and think: WTF?! and be pissed
41. You witness somebody about to steal your car?: call the police. I am incapable of kicking anyone's ass
42. You wake up with a billion spiders crawling all over you and your bed?: I was gonna say scream but then they'd go in my mouth. So I'd probably run around in a panic trying to get them off
43. You farted while giving a persuasive speech in class?: Pretend like I didn't do it
44. The person you just kissed tells you they have oral herpes?: Scream, cuss, kick him, and erm, attempt to sock him in the face
45. A genie let's you have three wishes?: ask for unlimited wishes and if that didn't work. i'd ask for a happy life, with good friends and a cool family. that'd pretty much cover all the things i want.
46. The government allowed you to choose one thing to be made illegal and one thing to be legalized? Hm...ah, screw it. I have no clue, okay?
47. Britney Spears was at your front door asking for jumper cables?: Ask for her autograph and give it to a friend
48. You had a time machine?: Go see all the big events throughout history
49. FOX gave you a half hour show to do whatever you wanted?: Use it to meet every hot guy I ever wanted to meet. haha. Or have a show like Bill Maher's Politically Incorrect
50. Would you rather find the cure for cancer or the cure for aids?: Can't I find one for both?
51. Would you rather have the power to fly, or the power to teleport?: Teleport
52. Would you rather have the power to see the future, or the power to record your dreams?: to record my dreams because once you know the future, the future you saw won't be the real future anymore
53. Would you rather be really skinny, or really fat?: skinny
54. Would you rather be lost in a forest, or stuck in a box?: stuck in a box because at least i'd know where i was
55. Would you rather be in a drama movie, or a comedy?: comedy
56. Would you rather be in a hip hop video or a rock video?: either one. but probably rock because most hip hop videos have like five bazillion girls in it wearing almost nothing
57. Would you rather have your birthday on Christmas Day, or on February 29th?: february 29th because february would still be the coolest month ever
58. Would you rather live in the sewer, or in Afghanistan?: Erm, neither. I mean, gee, live with rats, trash, and dirty water? Or live in a country where there are still extremists that think a woman should be killed for exposing ankles or walking around without a male member from her family?
59. Would you rather be in a mental institution or in a penitentiary?: Mental institution because I'd hopefully be too crazy to realize what was going on around me and I'd just be blissfully happy and ignorant in my own brain
60. Would you rather snow board or hang glide?: Hang glide because it's almost like flying
61. Would you rather be a ninja or a pirate?: ninja

Part Six - What's the FIRST thing that comes to your mind when you read the following words?
62. Courage: the military
63. Driver: me and my accord
64. Yoga: Vick
65. Bakery: Germany!!!!
66. Roach: the big one that scampered through my living room a few weeks ago after hiding in the computer box we hadn't thrown out for a while
67. Mushroom: grass
68. Sprung: Sir Mix a Lot
69. Exotic: flower
70. Pythagorean: theorem

Part Seven - Miscellaneous
71. Construct an acronym for these words.
(example: G M S = Give Me Steak )
a. S O L R A C: Super Outstanding Line Reflecting Against Chips
b. D A N G E R: Dumb Ass Not Great Response
c. C H I N A: Car Has Interior Not erm, yeah..
d. R P G: Really Poopy Game
No more of those, k?
72. What is your definition of love? To save time, let's just use this Moulin Rouge quote: "The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return."
73. List 3 words that are clues to identifying a person you are currently interested in: The real question is if there's anyone I'm interested in. I'm not sure I even know.
74. Reveal a secret about you that nobody knows of, but type it in acronym form. Please, no. This survey's taken way long than I wanted it to already.
75. Close your eyes, turn around, and then open them. I'd rather not, thanks.
76. Were you too scared to do it?: I didn't do it. This question's why. That was pretty lame
77. Who or what is your worst enemy?: I don't know
78: Who is the last person you kicked?: I tend to say I'll kick someone but I actually haven't in a loong time
79. If you had to be a chess piece, which piece would you be?: the queen
80. Name three people you know whose names begin with the last letter of your first name : Anne, Amy, Annie
81. What's one romantic thing somebody's done for you?: =X just being with the person i like is romantic. so suppose a lot of things. ;)
82. If you had to break one of your bones, which bone would it be?: a finger I guess. If i really had to.. Or well, no. A toe.

Part Eight - What Is Your Counter Argument?
(Example: "You suck." ~~> "No YOU suck.")
83. "Guys want nothing buT action." Not all guys... haha, gee that was convincing
84. "Only idiots watch The Simpsons." Nuh-uh!
85. "Kentucky is way better than cali." Oh pleeease. I don't even need to come up with an argument for that one
86. "There's nothing wrong with stealing." Yes, there is.
87. "Alcohol is the answer to ALL your problems.": Sure, because you know, acting like a drunk idiot is always the way to go. And because when the hangover passes, everything's suddenly better. Riiight
88. "You don't need to go to college to be a brain surgeon. " Then how are you gonna know all the parts of the brain?? Or how to even do anything to it?!
89. "Music is stupid." You're stupider. Bleeeh. =P
90. "Your car sucks." Hey, I have one, okay? It moves, and it's not butt ass ugly. So STFU! Guess you don't want a ride ever.

Part Nine - One More
91. Predict who the first person is that will leave a comment in your box: Hm, well, I don't have a comment box on this thing so yeah.

FREAKIN A that was long. No more long surveys anymore. Only short mini ones.                posted here at @ 9:57 PM & 0 comments